No Megan Fox in This ‘Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark’ Trailer, But Take a Look Anyway (VIDEO)

The dichotomy of good and evil is a fascinating thing. The ying yang symbol, with the little dark inside the light and the little light inside the dark, and all that BS? Can't get enough of it. But we all know that being bad is much more entertaining.

The badder the better. Fancy-ass secret bunkers? Sharks? Frickin' laser beams? Henchmen? Sitting in swivelly office chairs all day with cats on our laps, ready to spin around and be expecting you? Hell yes, we'd be all up in that.

But anywho, Transformers: Rise of the Dark Spark isn't biased in this regard. Whether you elect to play as Autobot or Decepticon, you're going to be able to tear shit up. Right up. Check out the fresh and spangly new announcement trailer above, and decide on your Autobot/Decepticon allegiance. Will you savage the Earth as that T-Rex dude, or will you transform from a car into a badass robot and save it?

It's a question all us men have to face at some time or another, so you'd best decide now.