michael-garcia - July 6, 2016
The scrumptious Nina Agdal modeled a series of tiny bikinis and workout outfits on the beach and it makes my heart sing and my bathing suit area swell up with pride. Nina's boobs are a perfect compromise. They aren't tiny mosquito bites but they also aren't so big that just handling them would give you carpal tunnel syndrome in your wrists. Her hooters are just right. They are the boobs that Goldilocks would have picked if she was a lesbian instead of a filthy porridge thief. The bikinis that Nina has on in these pics are pretty small and there are bits of sideboob and cleavage popping out all over. I even like the ones of her in sports bras and tight workout pants. That's the only reason I go to the gym is because women dress like that. Of course, none of the women at my gym look like Nina.
But then again, when in real life do you interact with supermodels unless you are in the fashion business or you are Leonardo DiCaprio or something. I am none of those things. Truth be told I don't even know what I would say to Nina Agdal if I met her. I'd feel like a bridge troll and I'd just run and hide under the nearest overpass.
Photo Credit: LIVE!