elliot-wolf - August 11, 2018
Nicole Williams would never have to worry about going to the shore alone ever again. I am officially volunteering myself as her official beach buddy. That means no matter what I’m doing, I’m willing to drop everything in order to make sure she doesn’t ever feel lonely splashing around in shallow water. Because I’ve been there before. I thought it would be peaceful searching for seashells down by the seashore, but then I looked up, looked around, and realized how sad I was watching the sun sink into the horizon without a beautiful woman by my side. In order to avoid that happening again I promise to always be her BFF, beach friend forever.
As her most loyal amigo of the sand and salty water, I’ve written down a few activities to keep us entertained. On the top of my list is searching for buried treasure. People think I’m crazy, but I’m just trying to get the most use out of this metal detector I impulsively purchased from an infomercial a few years back. Hopefully Nicole doesn’t interfere with the detector doing its job because she is quite the treasure herself. As precious as she is, she can rest assured that I would never do anything crazy like bury her, she's too valuable in my eyes.
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