bill-swift - December 27, 2006
I feel sorry for Nicole Richie. Everyone rags on her for being anorexic, or bulimic, or having some other sort of eating disorder. But, as you can plainly see, the girl is eating. Look closer, though, and her real eating disorder becomes apparent: She doesn't actually know how to eat.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone stick their tongue completely out of their mouth like that while eating. Beyond being bad manners, it's just weird. Not to mention disgusting. Add to that the bits of food hanging out of her mouth, and you begin to understand the depths of her problem.
It explains so much, after all. How could you expect Nicole Richie to actually eat anything when she's just so bad at it. At least it looks like she's getting most of the food in her mouth now. I don't dare imagine how bad she must have been before.
On a side note, check out Lauren "LC" Conrad of Laguna Beach / The Hills "fame" at the table (last two pictures). Nicole is actually having lunch on LC's home turf of Laguna Beach.
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