Nicole Richie Has Big Breasts, and It’s Freaking Me Out

Okay, I understand that when women get pregnant, their breasts get bigger and all that, but the sight of Nicole Richie's breasts being all big and cleavagey is making me go insane. My cave man brain can't help but see breasts and want to look, but it's Nicole Richie! She is the most disgusting, skeletal, annoying, "human being" on the planet, and if I end up finding her attractive I will have to shoot myself.

So then why am I posting these pictures of Nicole Richie showing off her new boobs? Well, if I'm going out, I'm taking all of you with me, damn it!

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