jhanson - August 20, 2015
Nicki Minaj's wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Vegas behaves a lot like it's namesake in that it shows little emotion and is continually railed by strangers. Tons of people are posing inappropriately with the figure because it's fucking hilarious. I still want to know what you're doing in a wax museum but if you're paying thirty bucks to look at wax people you'd better at least get a nut off. In a move that is clearly another black eye for America, the business is now forced to have security monitoring the figure and is looking into ways to stop people from humping it. Perhaps a lifelike scent would do the trick. Rapper Azalea Banks took to Twitter to voice her disapproval:
"As much as that woman has accomplished, they had to put her on all fours... Why not standing up with a mic in her hand? All people are gonna do is go up to that statue and take pictures shoving their crotch in her face and putting their crotch on her butt."
Just like real life. Banks is right, but missing the point. Minaj is known almost solely for crawling around with her swollen bare ass arched into the air in a display of sexual presentation. That's the point of a wax museum, to make it look real. And to jizz on the statues when 5-0 is on break.
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