aldo-vallon - August 24, 2018
I think I am going to put a bill before congress that demands all cars become lowriders. I know this will cause a lot of uproar amongst the truck driving community, but I cordially ask them to hear me out. If all vehicles are sitting low to the ground, then women will be forced to bend over a lot more. This will not only reveal more chest cleavage, but should also cause an influx in butt cleavage as well.
Look at Saffron Lempiere if you need a proof of concept. Do you think we would be able to look at shots like these if she had been getting out of an Escalade instead of a Beamer? No way.
Now, I am a reasonable man, so of course I am willing to make exceptions for some vehicles. There will be waivers for vehicles that are used for construction jobs and the like. And of course if they driver is over six feet tall I am not going to force them into a lowrider, but that is it. Everyone else will have to sacrifice their lifted truck for the betterment of society, including Grave Digger.
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