TV & FILM
bill-swift - August 3, 2013
If that's not a perfect indication of how utterly batshit this iteration of Machete will be, I'll let the trailer speak for itself. Seriously, check it out: Charlie Sheen (as his real name Carlos Estevez) is the president and Lady Gaga does stuff covered in a real live Cuba Gooding, Jr. suit. Amber Heard in a Miss San Antonio sash? What's crazier than that?
Nothing, my friends. NOTHING.
Oh, and in a shocking 'just like in real life' turn, Mel Gibson is the villain.