New ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ TV Spot May as Well Be Called ‘Kill Thanos’ (VIDEO)

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brian-mcgee - March 29, 2018

Everyone gets a badass moment in this new Avengers: Infinity War TV spot which clearly demonstrates that everyone wants to kill Thanos. In fact, Part II of this Avengers mega-movie thing should open with Gamora flying in a spaceship just like Uma Thurman in the cold open of Kill Bill Vol. 2., stating that she is going to "Kill. Thanos... Volume 2." Why not? I mean, at this point, it'd be something different and fun, right? People still like fun, right? Even ironically, maybe?

But I digress. Which, incidentally, should be the name of my memoir. But I Digress: A Lifetime Spent Writing Things No One Read. We're less than a month from the release of this Avengers thing, y'all. That's exciting, right? Sometimes I feel like the old lady at the colonial village in Billy Madison. "What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?"

So, Avengers: Infinity War opens April 27, technically April 26 at 7pm, I guess. Good luck getting tickets for opening weekend if you haven't bought them already. It's nuts to butts in every theater around here, so I hope you live somewhere you can see it without being swamped by the unwashed masses.

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