Natalie Portman Cleavetastic at Texas-Baylor Football Game Walkabout

Our belusted Hebrew School Hottie, Natalie Portman has been down Texas way making her post-MILFtastic transformation film comeback, and took a break from shooting, though not from her new blonde hair and big mommy boobs exhibition, to take a walk around the Texas-Baylor football game this weekend.

As for the game itself, Texas managed to outlast Baylor 56-50 in a wildly offensive game. My thoughts of Natalie Portman so cleavetastic are equally offensive, and I assure you, I will not outlast much longer.

Oh, Natalie, you are going to make many men feel dirty good. Enjoy.