Natalie Portman As a Blonde Busty Bombshell? Yep, This Could Work

Playing the heart of a love triangle in the heart of the Texas music scene in an untitled Terrence Malick film project, Natalie Portman has made a reappearance in the film world post-baby that is mammarable, to say the least.

Mommyhood has been good to our belusted Natalie in at least one, err, two very nice areas. Combined with a push-up bra, her new funbags appear thrice the size of anything we've seen by way of Portman pontoons in the past. Throw in the blonde locks and the trashy Texas bargirl look, and we might just be willing (and or begging) to make baby number deuce with the Hebrew School hottie.

Natalie Portman with boobs. This could be a deadly combination. Enjoy.