aldo-vallon - November 17, 2017
I am no stranger to the custom of hanging Christmas bulbs on the tree, but this is getting a bit out of hand. How do those whoppers even stay up there without making the whole thing sag? There must be some sort of brace that is just out of sight which is responsible for keeping it all together. My money is either on that, or the black magic voodoo I am certain exists, but only lack the proof of to convince everyone else.
Do not mistake this for complaining because I am more than happy to see the decorations. It is great that people are still getting festive, although it is a bit early for that, if you ask me. I am just awestruck by the sheer engineering of it all. These are the types of feats we need to be logging for future reference. Otherwise these pictures will leave future engineers with as many questions as the pyramids have left us. So, here is to hoping that someone out there is recording the procedures that are required in order to get this product.
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