Naomi Campbell Brings Out the Shiny Bikini for Spanish Vacation Victoria

Naomi Campbellis gone, but hardly forgotten. Not really even gone, or forgotten for that matter. But she is shiny. And hard to miss in her bikini in Ibiza, looking all supermodel-y and important. Which she is, to mine eyes at least at the moment as I'm surely still delighting in a peering of her one-time multi-million dollar body.

Sure, she's known to have a nasty temper. But I just see that as feisty and a goal to manage, and, by manage, I mean she can beat me with her cell phone provided she has no clothes on at the time. Seems like a square deal. Plus, I have thick skin, literally, like a pachyderm. Let's do this, Naomi. Enjoy.