Nadkins Are Exactly What They Sound Like

It isn't just ladies that get that not so fresh feeling down there. Men have balls and balls sweat. This causes itching, chafing, smell, and general unpleasantness in your bathing suit area. Especially in the summertime I like to keep some Gold Bond powder in the nads region. But sometimes you are out and about and you don't have a way to powder your nuts. That's where a new invention called Nadkins comes in. They are wet wipes specifically for your nutsack. They contain aloe vera, colloidal oatmeal, vitamin E, and other cleansing agents to leave you feeling clean and tidy. Their literature advertises them as "Male Jewels Refresher Towelettes". I could make a joke about this being a useless product but I actually think it's effing genius.

It's about time that men got some help with the eternal problem of sweaty balls. This is a medical condition that has gone untreated and ignored for too long. I'm going to order some.