Mr. Skin Done Gone Crazy with $4 Cyber Monday Special!

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bill-swift - December 7, 2014

If you're like me, you lost between three and eleven people important to you shopping for cheap LED screens in this early morning hours of Black Friday. A grim day indeed. Especially Aunt Helen. Her marshmallow cookies. To die for. I haven't shopped at a brick and mortar store since they invented online shopping, not because I don't adore American traditions, but because I'm agoraphobic, claustrophobic, and whatever that word is that means shopping malls give you horrific hives. I love Cyber Monday, the day to buy all your Christmas and holiday (hi, Jews and Muslims) gifts online, the first of which MUST BE this crazy $4/month offer from Mr. Skin. It's their best offer ever. And it's especially designed to make you the best gift giver ever, especially if you're buying it for yourself.

Get Mr. Skin Now for Just $4/Month!

See Topless Samples and then Get Mr. Skin for Just $4/Month!

Unlimited access to the Mr. Skin deep, happy place library of new and archived photos and videos of all your favorite actresses and thespianics in the buff. Boobs until you can boob no more. As if that place exists. And, for one week starting today, JUST $4 a month on an annual subscription. It will never be cheaper. Or better. Or more Yuletide awesome.

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