Mr. Skin and Naked News $99 Forever Memberships Ending Soon for Cyber Week!

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bill-swift - December 2, 2015

Skintastic Achievement awards. Come on. And they're totally nude on Mr. Skin. This is the deal of a Christmas time if not a lifetime. I'm a big true honest to goodness fan of both Mr. Skin and Naked News and asked the guys to extend this $99 deal to Cyber Week, which is a something these days. They both normally cost over this price for a single year, now you get all the years until you shed your mortal coils for just $99. No rebills ever! It's a super bargain for you or a loved one or somebody who will love you upon receiving this gift.

Lifetime Membership to Mr. Skin for Just $99

Lifetime Membership to Naked News for Just $99

If you spend on anything this Cyber Week or Yuletide in general, I guarantee it won't be nearly as fun and it won't last a lifetime. My Tonka trucks made it six weeks at most. Sniffle. This is the deal to end all deals. I want everybody who's ever considered the memberships to jump onboard. Let's all win this season with hot naked women forever and ever. Enjoy.

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