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Movies We Want To See Re-Released In 3D

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bill-swift - January 30, 2013

Billionaire jowl beast George Lucas announced yesterday that he will not be re-releasing the other two Star Wars prequels, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, in 3D because...well...no one wants to see that S@*t in 3D. I don't want to see it again in 2D or any D for that matter. You will recall that he dropped the deuce that is The Phantom Menace in 3D last year. No one went to see it. Even dorks that go around dressed like Greedo on not Halloween stayed away. Not only did he not re-release the great original Star Wars trilogy and chose the crap ones but it was also clearly a cynical money making scheme. What, does he need more butter to feed the mini Jabba the Hutt growing under his non-existent chin? Frankly there are lots of other films we would much rather see get the 3D treatment. Here are some of the best.

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