Motorhead Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

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bill-swift - July 8, 2014

It's important to practice safe headbanging or you could seriously mess up your brain. At least that's what a case published in the prestigious Lancet medical journal says. It tells the tale of a German man who had horrible headaches for two weeks after attending a Motorhead concert. It turns out that he had headbanged so much he had actually caused brain bleeding. Doctors say it's OK to bang your head but that metal health can, in fact, drive you mad. It's just like how you aren't supposed to shake a baby, well you aren't supposed to over-bang a metalhead's skull. Some might see this as another example of the nanny state trying to limit our rights to bang our heads. Would Lemmy himself care if his brain bled a little? F no! Hell, Lemmy's brain is probably been bleeding for forty years. You don't see him complaining. No, siree ya pansy.

So, rock on friends. Don't let the man tell you what to do with your brain.

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