editor - January 21, 2011
MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun)
AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest rated season in the shows history. And this is crazy because everyone loves Jennifer Lopez so much. How could this have gone wrong? It's a real mindbender. (ew)
TAYLOR SWIFT AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL - dated briefly around Thanksgiving, then broke up, but now may be back together. They might as well be. They're never gonna find anyone else this bland and boring, so don't even bother. (people)
KESHA - has said in countless interviews that that she doesn't know who her father is, but it might her father, whom she had a very cordial relationship with until she was 19, but then stared telling people she doesn't know who her father is. Just once it would be nice to find a girl who wasn't completely fucking nuts. (star)
HILARY DUFF - is pregnant according to Star, but not pregnant according to Hilary Duff. So either Star is lying, or she's lying, or she wanted to wait and tell me our big news in person. (star, twitter)
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