Moriah Mills Absolutely Tiny Golden Thong

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aldo-vallon - January 17, 2018

 Rumor has it that Moriah Mills thong is actually a normal sized bikini, at least it would be normal sized on any other woman. Moriah's posterior just so happens to be so big that anything normal sized gets swallowed up into those cheeks like it got caught up in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. 

I don't know how much silicone is needed in order to source an ass of that size, but it probably requires the full time work of a small African village. It also has just struck me that I do not know where silicone comes from, but considering how many things come from Africa, I think it is safe to assume it is somewhere on that continent as well. 

It is an odd choice, in my opinion, to tattoo a butterfly to one's ass. As a general rule I try to refrain from judging people's tattoos, but this is only judging the placement, so I think that is fair game. I only bring this up because every time she sits down it is like she is crushing that delicate little butterfly. She should have out a mosquito on there, that way it could be slapped to her hearts desire without there being any moral dilemma.  



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