bill-swift - February 4, 2015
If you thought Victoria's Secret was giving up. Think again. With just eleven days to go until one of their biggest holidays o the year, they are turning on the sextastic after burners with the likes of uber-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo barely dressed in Valentine's themed bras and panties, or no bras at all. Panties you may remove with your mind.
Let's be honest, they're not playing fair. But you need to maintain your resolve not to purchase lingerie for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, or office secret lust crush. Obviously, I don't need to tell your mom or sister, that's just wrong and you need help. Just blanket the idea with a no-go this holiday. Sure, you may find yourself at 50 Shades of Grey on Valentine's, but you can always play God of War on low contrast and ask your date to nudge you when Dakota Johnson gets nekkid on screen. It's worth a shot. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret
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