More Reddit Monologue Goodness: Samuel L. Jackson Plays Walter White (VIDEO)

Man, Samuel L. Jackson is always internet gold. Last week, he took on a Reddit challenge for charity last week where he pledged to recite any 300-word monologue by crowdsourced decision-making. Despite our fervent desire to see him say 'cream' 'cheese' and 'pussy' in the same sentence, the result was an original composition where Jackson retired from acting to become a vigilante. It was ten tons of furious anger and righteous vengeance.

Lo and behold! That wasn't the end of the fun: Jackson promised that if the Alzheimers Association donations exceded $100,000, he'd record a monologue of his choosing. What does Samuel L. like to read on his own? Thanks to charitable Redditors, the money flowed and  Jackson made good on his promise.  Yesterday, we learned exactly how well he could have played Walter White.  Here he is, motherf*cker-free. Now if we could just get Bryan Cranston to do Jules.