More Realistic Company Slogans That Speak the Truth

Companies and their PR people are great at coming up with catchphrases and slogans that puffs up their corporate images. If they spent that much time and money on creating good and novel products, then everything would be well and good. But they don't, and this has resulted in a lot of frustration and disgruntled customers.

So when Redditor Mrguest posed this question on the forum: 'If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?', thousands of creative minds and pissed-off consumers responded.

The best of the best of these more realistic slogans were turned into images by BuzzFeed for everyone's viewing pleasure. I agree with the one for RadioShack the most. What about you?