More of the World’s Weirdest Animals: Because Sometimes Fish Have Wangs on Their Heads

Yes indeed, gentlemen. As you'll all surely attest, there are several kinds of holy shit dwelling in our oceans. Hundreds of feet beneath the portly German guys with tiny, shriveled dicks that cruise about on their inflatable bananas on cheap, craptacular European vacations to nudist beaches, something even ghastlier lurks. Last week, we encountered the horrifying abomination that is the Blobfish, which looks akin to a fat, sentient asscheek with a face.

What do we have to rival that in this installment? This time, a creeptacular child's crayon-scrawl comes to disconcerting life, a turtle pisses through its mouth and a WRINKLED PENSIONER DEMON CAT from the depths of the devil's dangling manplums wants to eat your face in the face. Presumably.

Mother Nature, if you weren't also responsible for our favorite sextastic ladies, we'd be most disappointed in you. Hold your nose, cork your ass and peruse the oddities in the gallery.

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