More of Gaming’s Greatest Porn Parodies: Now With 70% More Raunchery and Sleazy Puns

Well, possibly. Lest we forget, the last installment did feature such wonderment as Super Horn-io. How do you surpass that? You don't, because it's a veritable furious ballistic missile of pun-flavored wit straight to our admiring faces, that's how.

That hasn't stopped some enterprising internet flesh-connoisseurs from trying, though. As we know, copious amounts of wit-tastic wordplay is one manner of lending some semblance of class to any adult video store that reeks of despair, shattered dreams and the tremulous desire for three minutes of piss-poor footage of an elderly prostitute's saggy as two sacks of angry wolverines boobs. You can adorn the cast of Naughty Nork-y Nurses Named Nancy 9 (Yes, for alliterative purposes, they are all named Nancy) in top hats, but that's just not dignified enough.

Still, though, anything would be a few rungs above freakish Martian Doom porn -which we also, lamentably, saw last time- on the sophistication ladder. As such, peruse the gallery for Ass Effect, God of Whore and other amusing amorous business.

Thanks (we think) to ufunk, the source of these images.