aldo-vallon - September 19, 2018
If I had to take a guess as to what material Tallia Storm’s dress was made out of I would go with the yellowfish. Now, I have never heard of a dress being made out of a fish before, but there is a first time for everything. It is people like me that cause breakthroughs to happen in all sorts of industries because we have unconventional methods. It is also people like me who cause outbreaks of all sorts of plagues because of those same methods. But if you are going to make an omelet then you are going to have to break some eggs, right?
And where would we be without the omelet? That is another creation that can be credited to my people, probably. I mean, I do not have any sources for that, but I am pretty sure I would have come up with it if someone else had not done it already.
Would a fish dress stink? Probably, but it depends on how fresh it is. And women do not like wearing the same outfit more than once anyway, so I do not think it would be an issue for those who live near the coast.
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