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Model Fern McCann Poses On The Beach In Skintastic Bikini Shots

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aldo-vallon - January 11, 2019

These bikini shots are beautiful and all, but I can’t help but wish there was a little more. What has really been missing from my life is a glamour shot of Fern’s gully. And unlike in the movie of its namesake, I wouldn’t be heartbroken if some loggers were to come along and deforest the area.

Some places are a little more welcoming when the shrubbery has been pruned. I feel the same way when I go to the beachfront. I don’t want a bunch of reeds sprouting up from the ground. I can’t lie down on them, and if I walk without shoes then they give me papercuts between my toes. And that has got to be among the top five worst places to get papercuts. The first obviously being in my own gully.

The beach that Fern McCann is at seems to be properly maintained, though, so her feet are probably in the clear. As she prances around she’ll have no worries about papercuts, syringe pricks, or diaper stomps. It truly is a glamorous life that some people live. Maybe someday I’ll get to visit a beach like that.

 

 

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / Splash News 

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