Model Emily Faris Poses For Extremely Sexy Photo Shoot

 Emily Faris belongs in a museum. I do not care which one, I think any one of them will do. Museum of Science and Industry? She would fit in perfectly. What about the Louvre? She would put all of the other art pieces to shame. What is most important is that she becomes preserved for all future generations to come. This is not a body that should be forgotten.

The only museum I would forbid her from being placed in is any one that focuses on modern art. Any coordinator running that place would try to get too creative with her. They would splash paint on her and stick a candle in her cleavage while trying to make some statement about the state of our society. They would miss the point of the Emily exhibit altogether. No art needs to be added to her because she is the art. If the statue of David is put on display no troglodyte is going to be allowed to stick a clown nose on it. They would be tarred and feathered for defacing a masterpiece. The same goes for Emily Faris. I am trying to keep my blood from boiling at the mere fact someone saw it fit to put her in clothing.  

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