Lex Jurgen - December 22, 2015
You break the pageant order, chaos ensues. Steve Harvey exiting the stage with 'Yeah, I fucked up but wasn't this night incredible, Harvey out?' left both the pedophiles and the people who build up industries around them searching for answers.
Miss Germany found the nearest camera and declared that Miss Philippines never should have won because none of the other pageant contestants voted for her. It should've been Miss France because of what people who kind of look Filipino did to Paris. Or even Miss Colombia because she had already forged her name in the Book of Pageantry with her sacred winner's tears. Nobody explained to Miss Germany that contestants don't get to vote on the winner, it's decided by show producers and judges answering to Donald Trump as it ought be to eliminate personal bias.
Perhaps it's time for beauty pageants to go the way of the diving horse or that one straight kid holding out in high school drama. Culture marches on. I appreciate you lubing your entire maw before our date, but maybe Miss Germany was right, it's time for Jew media conglomerates to find new forms of exploitative entertainment.
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