Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo Wins Miss Universe

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bill-swift - December 22, 2015

After a moment that will live in pageant infamy, Steve Harvey announcing the wrong winner of the Miss Universe pageant, Miss Philippines Pia Alonzo was given the crown and deservedly hottie so. Not that there was anything wrong with Miss Colombia, the idea of both competing for that crown down to the final making of the all kinds of naughty sandwich we'd create I were a judge, that's the dream. But there could be only one, and Pia Alonzo is something of a stunner. No harm, no foul.

The entire purpose of beauty pageants remains unclear, as people have been musing their demise for several decades now. I suppose there's still a core group out there that likes to see the ladies in evening gowns and bright lipstick talking about important matters of the day in one sentence or less. I think a lingerie show by a fireplace could easily replace the entire process. Pia, you'd definitely be invited onto the bearskin rug by the licking flames to compete. The gown is nice but I'm picturing you in stockings and garter and a little riding crop that makes me certain I'll be doing your bidding. I bet Fox would still go for this. I know the audience would be four fold. Pia, I'll send the costume in the mail. Let's begin rehearsals. Congratulations, Pinay. Enjoy.

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