Miss BumBum Shows Off Her Post-Shower Look

Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! I hope you hear that the same way I do. It's the sound of Miss BumBum, Rosie Whosafudge, getting out of the shower with freshly warm butt cheeks. Butt cheeks that can sound the thunder... A Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum! Bum bum bum bum—buh bumbum!

It's getting closer now. I think this calls for a Jukebox Selects! And I know just the tune. I know that your first instinct when you hear this song is "ugh," but give it a minute. Your association with it is purely through adult contemporary radio, Walgreens/Rite Aid/Grocery Store PA systems, and the like. But buried in the back of your brain is a really lame white dude that wants to jam out without having to listen to any of the various hardcore musics.

So get in touch with that part of your brain as you check out Miss Bumbum's bum and drink in the dulcet tones of Boy Meets Girl...

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