elliot-wolf - July 19, 2017
Russia is a really unique place. Espionage is expected, but bums that double as bubbles are not. Ma'am, what have you been hiding in those winter clothes? Russia first blipped on the rectum radar when word of a twerk team went viral. That's when the world knew Russia was ready to play. Only one allegation of American presidential election interference later and Russia has decided to embrace the blessing of butt. Brazilian bum beauty Sandra França will be representing in Russia. What an honor. Her secret to staying hot?
"I take 50 vitamin pills every day to slow down aging," she said, adding she drinks 5 litres of water each day and has stopped drinking coffee."
Sure, in a country so famous for its plastic surgery that it has a butt lift named after it, vitamins are the only thing keeping this ass aloft. Sandra has been the "muse" of futbol in São Paulo before. So she is no stranger when it comes to playing with balls. Her ass is taking her places. She will be taking her talents and ass to Russia. Is anyone surprised that she is a talented woman? With a backside that could single handedly slay all Soviet oppression, Sandra prepares the best way she knows how - a lingerie shoot. The heat these photos emit will warm up the winter wonderland. No one likes cold cheeks. And at age 33 all that lingerie photo shoot practice for the competition, and vitamins, are keeping her in tip top shape. What an amazing athlete. I promise to protest if this woman isn't paid a Lebron James salary soon. Level the pay gap, she obviously deserves it. One single at a time.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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