bill-swift - October 2, 2014
Another day, another Fashion Week. And for all my bitching, yet another chance to see tons of the world's hottest models trying to outdo each other both on the catwalk and in the audience. That's not such a bad thing really. In fact it's a really great thing when the likes of uber-MILFtastic Miranda Kerr shows up to some hoity-toity show in a plunging neckline that plunges straight to my happy nether regions.
The Aussie model and world class hot divorcee was showing off an acre or two of her chesty goodness behind some frock I'm sure costs more than my paycheck. My annual paycheck. Nevertheless, I'd trade all my earthy riches, or about $78.22, for a chance to help Miranda Kerr test the funbag containing worthiness of her gown. How those lovely peaches stay in their crates I do not know. But I wish they hadn't. What a delicious sight indeed. Fashion doesn't have to be boring, it just usually is. Today, Miranda Kerr does her best to make it compelling for men as well. Well played, good woman. Enjoy.
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