Miranda Kerr Dresses Up As MILFtastic Ringleader

If you're shy about the though of an elephant with a hard-on, you might wish to skip the circus the day Miranda Kerr shows up to serve as head mistress of the center ring. The new MILF and ever sexy model took right to the American tradition of adults acting like kids every October 31st, only, in a far more showy way, sporting a top hat and a crop that could only bring to mind so many wonderful fantasies about my new strict Aussie nanny coming to punish me for digging through her overnight bag. Not that I'd ever do such a thing, unless my nanny looked like Miranda Kerr, then what court in the land would find me guilty of anything but 'overwhelmed by natural instinct'.

If I ran the circus, this is exactly how it would be. Enjoy.