bill-swift - January 27, 2010
My computer was being such a total bitch of an asshole this morning, that I nearly threw it out the window. And I live on the 34th floor. Luckily, my first post of the day is Miranda Kerr in a teeny pink bikini, so whenever I would get mad, I would just look at her, and feel a little better. Then I realize that she is on a beach in St. Barth's, and I am not, and then I get mad again. Anyway, that's why I'm a bit late today. Now, if you don't mind, I will leave my computer on the desk, and just throw myself out the 34th floor window.
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