Mindy Kaling Almost Let Herself Go

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elliot-wolf - May 22, 2018

Every time I look at Mindy Kaling I think about all of the less talented but more attractive women sexually assaulted by someone like Weinstein that’ll never be on a show like The Office. Mindy is practically sexual assault-proof as her face alone could even make Bill Cosby reconsider dropping a roofie in her drink. But that didn’t stop her from getting pregnant because there is someone for everyone. So there should be no surprise as she found someone willing to knock her up. And that man’s first and last name happens to be Turkey Baster. Because the only serious conclusion I can arrive at since Mindy refuses to name her child’s father is that she opted to go with artificial insemination. Mindy is the mommy and the daddy. And instead of revealing who her secret baby daddy is she rather tell the world about more important matters, like the weight she gained while pregnant.

Kaling on keeping the weight down:

“Because I like to eat, and I’m not skinny to start with, I knew that if I gained a lot of weight during my pregnancy, things could just fly off the rails in a really bad way…so I kept my weight gain to about 27 pounds. I also worked out whenever I could while I was pregnant. I did a lot of yoga and a lot of walking, and I jogged until I couldn’t jog anymore. I exercised until the morning I gave birth.”

In addition to always having the “I just farted and it smells awful face” Mindy’s ricotta cheese stuffed arms earned their number three spot amongst the top five most unattractive body parts belonging to a woman in 2018. Right behind Tara Reid's abdomen. Mindy has the biceps of a pudgy homemade pasta eating 90-year-old Italian grandmother and refuses to wear anything with sleeves. But she’s already proven that she can make it in this business without bending to fit ideal body shapes in show business. She is the outlier deserving no shame.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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