Miley, Put Down the Cigarette! Think of Your Voice

Well, we have some indication now why young pop star Miley Cyrus has the musical intonations of a 73-year old chain smoking retiree planted at the end of a stud table at a downtown Vegas casino. She's really only a pack or two away from going full Tom Waits. Nevertheless, Tom never wears stretch pants and looks kind of hot like Miley coming out of the gym flashing her ever present black lace bra. They do make sports bras, but don't tell this young rebel.

Despite some folks who don't get the whole Miley phenomenon, we still do love to leer her every awkward, slightly spastic gesture. There's something fascinating about this new age Partridge Family offspring. Enjoy.

(P.S., My friend Ricardo now owes me $50 for a Tom Waits reference, if you're wondering)