Miley Cyrus Vs. William Shatner

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bill-swift - September 5, 2013

The world is trying to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives after Miley Cyrus' VMA performance last week. We're all trying to forget all the tongue licking, twerking, and teddy bear molestation. But the harm she caused with her terrible music and Chuck E. Cheese lingerie isn't limited to Earth. The signals of that broadcast have gone out into space for aliens and future astronauts to enjoy. Perhaps in 500 years the signal will reach that place in space where only the bold go, you know what I'm saying? Captain Kirk and his crew have faced Khan, Romulans, and Klingons...but they've never faced the horror of slutty Hanna Montana.

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