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Miley Cyrus Topless On Facetime

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Lex Jurgen - September 2, 2015


Miley Cyrus is overachieving. Like Rudy, if everybody agreed they would fuck Rudy if nobody else would ever find out. She can't sing, but she's a multi-platinum recording artist. She's not sexy, but she's become the go-to girl on sexuality. Her tits wouldn't make first round cuts as minor league hockey ice girl, but she's using them to make herself the top searched name on Google. There have been inexplicable one hit wonders before, but nothing that ever had this much staying power.

Cyrus stepped up in a bit with Interview magazine where she Facetimed naughty pictures to a photographer and they called it novel. Kim Kardashian heard what was going on and whipped off her top and got into the mix. I'm pretty sure she was not on-contract, she just instinctively knows when this shit is going down. There are more famous chicks involved in this magazine spread, but only Cyrus flashed her titties. She's throwing off the entire natural order of pretty girls finishing first. Soon, gazelles will be consuming lions and the NBA will be dominated by white guys with Arcade Fire walk-up music. Chaos serves nobody. There have to be a couple open bunks at Guantanamo. I'll start the Change.org petition.

Photo Credit: Interview Magazine

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