bill-swift - January 26, 2012
Well, blessed be our friends at TMZ who captured the awkwardly awesome moment when an inebriated Miley Cyrus went down on a big dark phallic cake that was for some reason presented to her boyfriend on his 19th birthday last night. (I'll take socks, thank you very much.)
Now, one could draw many conclusions from these photos, not the least of which is Miley is probably one decently-skilled gamer of a girlfriend, but, we prefer to think of Miley in a more innocent light, as just a courteous party host breaking the ice. With her tongue. Licking a penis cake.