Miley Cyrus Super Extra Crotch Massaging in French Concert for the Holiday Weekend

Miley Cyrus is actually in the South of France, so I'm not sure they celebrate their memorial day in the same calendar fashion. Nevertheless, they do appreciate the international sign of friendship and peace as presented by Miley in concert and her constant grabbing, massaging, and pantomiming of the crotch. In the very least, Miley is corrupting the young girls of the world in equal measure, and what could be more egalitarian than that?

Miley Cyrus has most definitely raised the bar in the past year on revealing and mature themed stage antics. Say what you will about the former Hannah Montana, she's forced every single other pop diva to strip off more clothes, flash more skin, and act more lascivious on stage. For that, we'd like to pin a medal on Miley. Just point to where you'd like to be pinned, Miley. Uh-huh, that was my guess too. Enjoy.