elliot-wolf - November 21, 2018
I hate to admit that Kim Kardashian is an influential figure. In 20 years she’ll probably have an entire paragraph dedicated to her in history books, right after the Rosa Parks section. What other woman has started with a sextape and worked her way up to presidential meetings on nationwide prison reform. She’s a trailblazer. She is change. Monica blew Clinton and couldn’t even convince him to let her change her semen stained dress. I believe in the Holy book of Kardashian it states that in order to become a woman that will change the world, the starting point is to have sex with a singer or rapper. Noah Cyrus obviously has a copy of the holy book and skipped the footnote stating that the singer/rapper must be actually be competent. She’s regretting that she ever invited her rapper ex-boyfriend Lil Xan to the party in her pants.
Noah Cyrus threw shade at ex-boyfriend Lil Xan, who recently announced that he is going to rehab, while making her rounds on the internet.
The “Make Me (Cry)” singer, 18, let fans know exactly how she feels about her split from the rapper, 22, while responding to a meme on WorldStar Hip Hop’s Instagram account.
“What mistake did you make in your last relationship that you won’t make again?” the post asked, to which Cyrus replied, “My last relationship was the mistake lmao,” with a sad face emoji.
Rappers are supposed to be tough. And if they aren’t, they at least have to look like they are. Her boyfriend made headlines for almost dying from eating too many Flaming Hot Cheetos. That’s not “gansta,” that’s an Onion article. How is Noah ever supposed to eventually become a prominent woman of power if the entertainer she selected to make a sex tape with is softer than most men after seeing an oiled up Lena Dunham in a bikini.
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