Miley Cyrus Forever a Show Stopper

Miley Cyrus received a standing ovation at the LGBT Vanguard Awards when she licked The AIDS piano to prove her epidemiological knowledge gleaned through 'some grade school'. Miley was honored at the ceremony for her homegrown gender fluidity science. It's a settled science much like global warming and 15th century geography. As with all speakers during the evening, Cyrus reminded the crowd that the LGBT community cares about people more than the rest of the world. Then she peed on Dustin Lance Black and called it a night. The dreadlocks were due by 10am the next morning to avoid losing her deposit.

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