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earl-jonas - June 14, 2019

 

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Ashley O behind the scenes of her new music video “ On A Roll “ link in bio !

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What was the worst episode of Black Mirror ever before season five? The one with Jon Hamm. Why? Because his A-list star power took viewers out of the immersive universe meticulously pieced together by Black Mirror's creators. What's going to be the worst episode of the latest fifth season? The one with Miley Cyrus. Why? The same reason. Celeb thirstbucketry and Black Mirror don't mix.

 

 

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Ashley O on Instagram VS reality..... link in bio for On A Roll music video.

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With that said. Miley Cyrus' boobs are looking hot. Like really hot. The starlet threw in the towel on her country rebirth and is back to being as shocking as possible, and back to taking on a multitude of diverse projects. One of those is a Black Mirror episode in which she plays a pop star named Ashley O. Much like how Cyrus' managers capitalized on her role as Hannah Montana by having her release music under both her name and that of her alter ego, Ashley O has original music. And a music video. In which she takes a bath in pink goo. The goo clings to Ashley O's perky nips, and it's pretty great. Unlike the episode of Black Mirror.

I'm also including some of Cyrus' recent promotional material for SHE IS COMING, because, fuck it, no matter how thirsty she is, she always tastes good.

 

 

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DON’T FUCK WITH MY FREEDOM 💖 @themarcjacobs @marcjacobs @plannedparenthood @happyhippiefdn

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Tell me that I can’t & you better believe that I WILL! 🍌 🍦 🍌🍦 #SHECAME #SHEISCOMINGOUTnow

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SHE CAME. SHE CONQUERED. Thank you for all LOVE! #SHEISCOMING #SHECAME

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And here she is from like the 1800s. It's Friday, let's go nuts.

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