Miley Cyrus’ Boobs Are Pepto-Bismol That And A Bag Of Chips

 

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Ashley O behind the scenes of her new music video “ On A Roll “ link in bio !

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 13, 2019 at 10:59am PDT

What was the worst episode of Black Mirror ever before season five? The one with Jon Hamm. Why? Because his A-list star power took viewers out of the immersive universe meticulously pieced together by Black Mirror's creators. What's going to be the worst episode of the latest fifth season? The one with Miley Cyrus. Why? The same reason. Celeb thirstbucketry and Black Mirror don't mix.

 

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Ashley O on Instagram VS reality..... link in bio for On A Roll music video.

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 13, 2019 at 12:35pm PDT

With that said. Miley Cyrus' boobs are looking hot. Like really hot. The starlet threw in the towel on her country rebirth and is back to being as shocking as possible, and back to taking on a multitude of diverse projects. One of those is a Black Mirror episode in which she plays a pop star named Ashley O. Much like how Cyrus' managers capitalized on her role as Hannah Montana by having her release music under both her name and that of her alter ego, Ashley O has original music. And a music video. In which she takes a bath in pink goo. The goo clings to Ashley O's perky nips, and it's pretty great. Unlike the episode of Black Mirror.

I'm also including some of Cyrus' recent promotional material for SHE IS COMING, because, fuck it, no matter how thirsty she is, she always tastes good.

 

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A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 6, 2019 at 5:06pm PDT

 

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DON’T FUCK WITH MY FREEDOM 💖 @themarcjacobs @marcjacobs @plannedparenthood @happyhippiefdn

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 4, 2019 at 9:29am PDT

 

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Very special collab with @plannedparenthood @happyhippiefdn @marcjacobs TO BE ANNOUNCED veryyyyyy soon! #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #DONTFUCKWITHMYFREEDOM 🎂💒🚺 🎂💒🚺

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 4, 2019 at 8:10am PDT

 

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Tell me that I can’t & you better believe that I WILL! 🍌 🍦 🍌🍦 #SHECAME #SHEISCOMINGOUTnow

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 3, 2019 at 2:58pm PDT

 

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SHE CAME. SHE CONQUERED. Thank you for all LOVE! #SHEISCOMING #SHECAME

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jun 3, 2019 at 12:18pm PDT

And here she is from like the 1800s. It's Friday, let's go nuts.

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