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jhanson - August 7, 2015

Miley Cyrus does so many things that would be cute if she were nine and you were an unemployed pharmacist trying to cancel out your dad relentlessly beating you because you couldn't catch a pop up. Given she's a 22 year old who plays an oversexed tween the routine is growing a bit stale. What if I smeared avocado all over my face and took a picture of it? Would that be funny? Should I blow a dog, my followers are dropping. This ranks barely above sticking your tongue out for the thousandth time and below sticking your tongue in your own ass. Stay tuned she's slowly getting desperate. Here's a fun gag, bust out Photoshop and tint that 'cado the color of Hulk Hogan's jizz. Now people are paying attention. That's what you pay me for, Cyrus.

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