Lex Jurgen - July 3, 2014
If Michelle Rodriguez told me she'd finally built that escalator to the moon, I'd ask her how much for a ticket. She's like Gandalf with tits and and an overbite. She can have any man or woman she wants merely by popping a couple 40's into brown paper bags and asking her mark if they want to make out in the park. She's like a bisexual Leo Dicaprio. But that's far too hard to imagine so I just fucked my final metaphor. There's two ways you can come out on a crappy actress who's made thirty million acting. I choose the side of placating Michelle so she won't snap her fingers and make my bitch dog suddenly like women.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI
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