Michelle Hunziker Chesty Cleavage For Vogue Fashion Night

Blond bombshell Michelle Hunziker shows off all kinds of cleav at the Vogue Fashion Night. She was wearing a black shiny dress with a plunging neckline that let us see all of her glorious chest valley. Michelle has a legendary pair of ta-tas. If I were a writer of sonnets I would write an epic poem about how glorious her chesticles are. Alas, I am not and I'll have to settle for prose. Still, there are plenty of adjectives I can think of to describe her lovely melons: superlative, ginormous, gigantic, astounding, luscious, and titanic to name just a few. She wasn't wearing a bra because why would anyone do something like that? Bras are for the weak. 

I wish Michelle would answer just one of my texts. We could have a good time, even fall in love, or if not that than spend a pleasant evening together. Call me, Michelle. 

 

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