Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures Depict a MILF and Her Pride

Oh, mama. And I mean that quite literally, as you know I've applied through several international courts, both real and some just imagined, for Swiss Miss hottie Michelle Hunziker to be my adopted mom. I'm not sure exactly where I am with the paperwork, because I mostly just get a bunch of giggles from the bureaucrats when I call int to check on the progress of my plea, but I'm quite serious about this gorgeous blonde multilingual TV hostess MILF being my new mommy. Oh, the fun bedtime story times we would have.

Not to mention the bikini vacation times in Miami. Where Michelle was yesterday in her hot maternal bikini, showing off both her own wicked body and her blossoming teen daughter (who will someday be my adoptive step-sister, so, please, no comments about her underaged self) and just making all leering eyes at the pool turn and collectively bulge from their sockets. Or maybe those weren't just eyes bulging. Hey, now, that's my future mom your eyeing up and down! Enjoy.