Michelle Hunziker And Daughter in Bikinis

This Italian TV hostess keeps marrying new rich dudes and making rounds of anchor babies. It's like the hot blond version of Mexican illegals. I wonder what it's like to be the eighteen year old daughter when your mom is on reproductive assignment yet again. You have to put aside your feline desire to smother the new offspring and wait your turn to sleep with stepdad. Trust me, he's been planning this since he told your mom he'd care for all her kids equally. Lose the bikini top. Spite won't heal itself.

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