elliot-wolf - April 5, 2018
Jen Selter probably gets paid more doing what she does on Instagram than Yanet Garcia gets paid in pesos for alerting all of Mexico the weekly weather forecast. So naturally when you’re the south of the border version of Selter you should adopt the same side hustle of uploading workout videos for the ‘Gram too. Because who really likes leaving money on the table. Her captions are just as vapid as expected, accompanying photos of her glorious glutes with titles like “never give up” and emojis that would require the assistance of the nearest teenager for a proper translation. I’m not sure if a green checkmark in-between a flexed muscle and a flame emoji means it’s okay to leave lewd comments about that ass but I’m willing to test the theory.
I don’t mind seeing more of Yanet. If I had the opportunity I would ask her if she needed her pepper stuffed, for chile rellenos of course. I find it amazing that being an Instagram model has turned itself into an official profession. There are abundant amounts of revenue opportunities. Any woman on the internet can build her own brand thanks to booking, promoting, advertising, and lending your labia out to strangers. Yanet just found another way to capitalize off of her looks because I’m sure the other meteorologists that interviewed for the same position weren’t as shapely or willing to switch positions if the job required a woman to relocate to her knees.
Photo Credit: Instagram
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